my property manager

If I thought she was coming.

I would’ve ironed a shirt.

I would’ve scrambled four eggs.

Greated tasty cheese.

If I thought she was coming.

I would’ve made the bed.

I would’ve cleaned the shower.

Emptied the bins.

If I thought she was coming.

I would’ve vacuum the carpet.

I would’ve cleaned the windows.

Flushed the loo.

However, she didn’t come.