cycling


"Tour de Somewhere" 

Must have said Jacqueline:

skin tight shorts and tops -

in multiple colours - but with white socks and shoes.

So her mother set out to purchase - while her father set to alternating her school bike.

Jacqueline’s grandmother sourced drinking bottles and muesli bars.

The day arrived when the cyclist assembled at the local children’s park.

The mayor, the mistress of the high school, the matron of the hospital and the erotic dancer from the massage parlour - all stood at the start line.

Mr Watt: owner of the town’s bike shop the netball coach at the school - explain the route and the rules ( of or to ) the “tour de somewhere”.

Dr. Kildare and nurse Valentine - would follow the cyclists to assist if any help was required.

The church bell rang: the Vicar wave the flag: the cyclist were on their way.

TBC ...

{ vissa }